Dynamic Bike care
Dynamic Bike Care is the five-star spa for your bike: cleaners, lubricants and maintenance products that make your chain shine brighter than your smile after a ride. Because a happy bike rides better… and squeaks a whole lot less!
"It's not a detox. It's a crime scene cleanup for your drivetrain."🚲🧽💀
The Dynamic Bike Drivetrain Detox is basically a spa day… but for your drivetrain. 🚴🛁
Picture your chain after a few rides in the rain, a forest trail, two dusty climbs and a sandwich eaten with grease-covered hands. It looks like a chip left at the bottom of the deep fryer. That’s where Drivetrain Detox comes in.
In practice, it’s a biodegradable degreaser designed to clean your drivetrain (chain, cassette, chainrings and derailleur pulleys). It dissolves old lubricants, grease and grime, so you can start fresh with a clean drivetrain before applying new lubricant.
“Dynamic Bike Drivetrain Detox is the therapist your chain needs. It tells it: ‘You can let go of that old grease from winter 2024. That’s not who you are anymore.’ A few minutes later, the chain has moved on… and, more importantly, it runs a whole lot smoother.”
Here’s how to use it:
Spray it onto the drivetrain.
Let it work for a few minutes.
Brush if necessary.
Rinse or wipe off according to the manufacturer’s instructions.
Apply fresh lubricant (otherwise, your chain will be as dry as a biscuit forgotten at the back of the cupboard).
It’s a bit like vacuuming before polishing the floor. If you apply lubricant to a drivetrain covered in mud, you’re creating an expensive black paste that wastes watts and wears out components. Detox removes all that so you can start with a clean slate.
In short: it’s not a miracle product that will climb the hills for you. But it will stop your drivetrain from sounding like it’s swallowed a handful of gravel with every pedal stroke. And honestly, that’s already a pretty good start. 😄
“Dynamic Filth Fighter is the nightclub bouncer of your bike. It looks at the mud, dust, sand and squashed bugs, then says: ‘Sorry, guys. You’re not getting in tonight.’”
Unlike Drivetrain Detox, which focuses mainly on the drivetrain, Filth Fighter is an all-purpose bike cleaner for your entire bike: frame, fork, wheels, tyres… Basically, everything that decided to bring home a souvenir from your latest ride.
Its superpower? It lifts dirt without damaging surfaces, allowing you to clean your bike effectively without scrubbing like you’re trying to clean a burnt saucepan.
Here’s how to use it:
Spray it onto the bike.
Let it work for a few minutes.
Agitate the dirtiest areas with a sponge or brush.
Rinse with water.
Admire the result… and wonder why you didn’t do this sooner.
In short, Drivetrain Detox gives your drivetrain a therapy session, while Filth Fighter gives your entire bike a makeover. Together, they’re an unstoppable duo: one gets rid of stubborn grease, the other erases all the evidence of your adventures… or of your lack of motivation to clean your bike since last month. 😄🚴
Dynamic Dry Lube
“The Dry Lube is the ninja of lubricants. It gets the job done without drawing attention to itself. No noise, no big clumps of grease, just a chain running so smoothly you’d think it had taken yoga classes.”
Dynamic Wet Lube
“If the forecast calls for a biblical downpour, Dry Lube might raise its hand and say: ‘I think my colleague Wet Lube is better qualified for this mission.’”
Barkeeper Tubeless Sealant
Dynamic Barkeeper Tubeless Sealant is a product designed to seal holes in your tyre.
Put like that, it doesn't sound particularly impressive.
Because if we described all of humanity's greatest inventions this way, fire would just be “a thing that makes stuff hot.”
But the principle is actually fascinating: you pour a liquid into a tyre… hoping, very specifically, that it never comes out. And when a thorn decides to turn your tyre into a colander, the liquid rushes to the hole, seals it, and lets you carry on riding as if nothing ever happened.
In the end, Dynamic Barkeeper Tubeless Sealant might just be proof that you can be incredibly effective without making a fuss.
A concept that, let's be honest, could sometimes be applied to things other than tyres.
Because your bike deserves better than a quick wipe-down between rides.
At Altmann Sports, we chose Dynamic because their products do exactly what you expect them to: clean effectively, lubricate for the long haul and protect your drivetrain, without making ridiculous promises like “+50 watts guaranteed.” (If that were true, the entire peloton would be using it for breakfast.)
Whether you want to wash away the mud with Filth Fighter, give your drivetrain a new lease on life with Drivetrain Detox, or keep your chain running quietly with Dry Lube, Dynamic offers simple, effective and easy-to-use solutions.
And let's be honest: a clean bike rides better… but more importantly, it makes you want to head out for another ride.
At Altmann Sports, we love products that work as hard as you do on the bike. Dynamic takes care of the mechanics; you take care of the legs. 🚴✨
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